Tall, Dark, and Dead – 85 – Zombie Town

Title: Zombie Town
Year: 2007
Director: Damon Lemay
Leads: Adam Hose, Brynn Lucas, Dennis Lemoine

Favorite quote: “Oh my God, you shot Mrs. Mahoney!”
“Yeah, I never did care for her much.”

Thoughts: I think this one has to be straight from the notes. Sorry.

So…

The ubiquity of The Woods in zombiedom – potential talking point? Go woods!

Makeup could use some work. A few drops of blood and a mild rash do not a zombie make. These guys look like escapees from a burn ward. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

(Darkman is incontrovertible proof that I had a screaming crush on Liam Neeson years before I was even capable of understanding what a “Liam Neeson” was.)

This guy is real observant for a scientist – fails to notice the corpse in the water a mere five feet away. You and Bowery-Lugosi should talk.

I think this is bite transmission…wait a minute…

…it’s…butt transmission.

It’s…leech transmission. Giant toothy leeches that…inject hormones into nervous sys…

…no.

NO.

IS THIS GUY GOING TO WALK AROUND WITH HIS PANTS DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE FILM? FOR THE REST OF HIS UNDEAD SECOND LIFE? JESUS CHRIST. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?

…okay, so the “slugs” can be killed with salt and this one dude is a professional road salter. Good to know. I’m so glad I live in the snow belt, now.

Now they’re herding the zombies with an ice cream truck full of chum…

…I’m officially messed up, that I’m starting to find this slightly charming. Slightly.


Links: Zombie Town at IMDB

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